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by Cody5050 June 25, 2022

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

Easter cookie

A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again

Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again

by Your favorite idiot sandwich July 15, 2022

Madleine Cookie

A Himbo from a silly little cookie game called cookie run:kingdom.

Madleine Cookie:A Himbo from a silly little cookie game called cookie run:kingdom.

person 1:"who is the biggest himbo in crk?"
person 2:"Madeleine is."

by MaddyMilkers July 23, 2022

lemon cookie pebbles

Type of cart that taste like lemon cookie pebbles

Dam bro you have lemon cookie pebbles let me get a hit!

by Stoners fun July 24, 2022