a male or assigned-male-at-birth person who can fuck for a long time without orgasming due to the side effects of their antidepressant/anxiety medication
by WyattSarsaparilla May 12, 2024
Get the SSRI Kingmug. by Otm king December 28, 2016
Get the king mellomug. Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
Get the Chopstick King of Pearlandmug. King George also known as the "Dirty George" is located in northeast Virginia, you have to cross a bridge over La Plata to get there. It is 50% white, 30% black and 20% latina, asian.etc. People be bored and so many do shit like rob people, smoke, and jack cars. The cops are mostly racist and so are the teachers. There are rappers here but most of them are trash and there is only about 5 good ones, a lot of people who are related to real niggas claim gangs that they aint even around also.
Nigga you from da King George, VA ??
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You hear bout da lick they just hit up in the dirty George???
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You hear bout da lick they just hit up in the dirty George???
by places nobody cares about March 16, 2019
Get the King George, VAmug. by @goodfriend February 9, 2023
Get the king defencemug. Some incredibly mid character that nobody loves and everyone wants dead and is unanimously considered a bozo
by ImNotTheRealBrian September 19, 2023
Get the King Clawthornemug. by #kingforlife August 28, 2021
Get the kingmug.