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vaginal cream cheese 

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.
Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.

cottage cheese 

when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??
shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!
cottage cheese by Simon Fraser January 18, 2009

gay cheese 

something that should be nice, but isnt atall
oh fuck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to fuking gay cheese!
gay cheese by 2 blokes an a baby February 26, 2008

Swiss Cheese 

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.
"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"

Royale with cheese 

When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.
Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!
Royale with cheese by Andi June 10, 2006

cottage cheese 

A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.
All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.
cottage cheese by STD Free March 16, 2008