handbrake

The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.

"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"

by l337 haxx0r October 5, 2005

Dick In My Hand

A phrase said to expressing male pride.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.

Mystikal: I came up in the club with my dick in my hand!....

by The Great Houdini December 7, 2004

the handshake

A variation to the shocker or bowling ball. The shocker's slogan is, "Two in the pink, one in the stink". The handshake is, "Four in the pink, one in the stink". As the name implies the action resembles a handshake.

Brie was tired of getting a shocker. She thought she was big enough for the handshake. When Curtis gave it to her, she screamed.

by Traviss August 5, 2006

Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

mormon handshake

Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.

Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.

by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013

hand prostitute

A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.

Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*

by Vince Noir February 17, 2008

hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 7, 2009