Red tater chips 

When you eat a woman out on her period and the blood sticks to your beard, you then proceed to run around the house until it dries peeling it off and eating it like a tater chip.

Those red tater chips I had last night were iron rich.

Red tater chips by Chaseypooh April 2, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie 

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

Red Velvet Cookie by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie 

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

Red Velvet Cookie by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Red Light Kisses 

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

Red Light Kisses by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

Red Sarge 

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.

“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.

Red Sarge by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025

Red Eagle Politics

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.

Did you see what Red Eagle Politics said about that election? He had a completely wrong prediction!

Red Eagle Politics by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025

Red Robin 

Red Robin— the act of exploding your toilet(ideally diarrhea) so bad to the point that it seems like you had Red Robin milkshakes.

Dude I’ll be there in a minute my asshole is doing a Red Robin

Red Robin by Pensive/mindful April 29, 2025