by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by Isthatmustachereal November 03, 2024
by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019
The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person
I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker
by Cwolf22 September 16, 2018
The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.
When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023