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Pennsylvania Wetsuit

1. A term used by lifeguards and locals of Ocean City, MD referring to a specific type of attire worn by some individuals, usually from Pennsylvania, for swimming or wading in water. Despite its unconventional nature for aquatic activities, this outfit is worn unironically.
Composition:
• Flannel button-down shirt
• Jeans
• Tube socks
2. The term often arises in rescue scenarios, where lifeguards note the impracticality and potential danger of such attire in water.
*In Semaphore* Keep an eye on that fucker in the Pennsylvania Wetsuit, they clearly don’t know how to swim.
by stickyghoul March 9, 2024
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Joseph Wetter

This definition will be divided into two half’s. This guy has the ability to become the greatest person in the world and succeed in everything they could ever imagine and is just a great person overall. But, on the other hand, they are a horrible person, treat others unkindly without thinking first, and are always horny. This person is a slob and lazy too. They love music, so much that they will probably play a musical instrument or sing at some point in their life. Basically, you combine the perfect person and then you throw in the bad attributes to get Joseph Wetter.
Gosh, I hate this Joseph Wetter guy! But, then again, this could just be how he acts on the outside.
by Egg Man 713 March 22, 2024
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Luke Wetmore

a guy who has so much potential but throws it all away. he gets all the girls but cant exicute.
Bro has the Luke Wetmore Curse.
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Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.
“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”
by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024
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Eggy wets

1. A rather wet-feeling or untrustworthy series of farts you get after eating eggs. Becomes more apparent in the bath or shower.

2. A really good name for a band.
"Ugh, dude that stinks."

"Yeah sorry, I had the eggy wets something fierce."
by 1earedwolf March 31, 2026
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Paul Wetzel

Ewww it fucking stinks aka Paul Wetzel
by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025
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Hot Wets

When a man farts directly into a girls vagina and then she queefs back in his face.
Rob couldn't get hard anymore unless him and Shelby did some Hot Wets before sex.
by Rexlba February 21, 2025
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