Dick Bomb 

The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.

Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.

Dick Bomb by Jenny Hoo-ah! March 31, 2008

Dick Top 

One who draws large "dicks" or "penises' on roofs

"God I just dick topped the shit out of Matt's House!

Dick Top by matt aka richard topper July 24, 2009

dick spinning

spinning another dude's dick (like with your hand). Usually an insulting term used when one has run out of offensive things to say.

Ryan: Hey fagtron!
Tanya: Hey penis breath go screw yourself.
Ryan: Fuck you, why don't you just go spin a dick.
Tanya: At least I'm not in the dick spinning club.

dick spinning by Justin Tutag April 1, 2010

Dick-hat 

Another name for over amounts of bragging rights,
someone who has a dick-hat is someone who is very proud of themselves for doing meaningless, trivial things.

Not to be confused with just having a big ego;

One with a dick-hat is one who is constantly measuring themselves up to OTHER people's dick-hats.

Any gender can have a dick-hat, but it's most commonly seen in achievement whores for the xbox/ps3 and such.

Example one!

P1: "I just got SOOO many achievements on my XBOX, dude!"

P2: "...And what do you get in return?"

P1: "Uh, nothing.."

P2: "Oh. So...A bigger dick-hat, then."

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Example 2:

Mom1: "My kid just owned your kid in soccer today."
Mom2: "And what do YOU get out of this victory?"
Mom1: "A bigger dick-hat. And...having to fix a victory supper for him and his little friends..."

Dick-hat by Luna Strega June 23, 2010

Dick Slam

The slamming of a dick on one's face. They're face will be numb for about 3 minutes, Then you slap it across again for good luck.

Man! I dick slammed that bitch hard!

Dick Slam by Kingamv January 21, 2011

Dick Muffin 

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

Dick Muffin by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

Dick Boner 

The result of the male reproductive organ becoming engorged with blood often after being excited or provoked. boner woody errection pitched tent

You'd better get rid of that dick boner before the girl with the manly face gets rid of it for you.

Dick Boner by ebonyluv September 16, 2011