Alabama Wetwipe

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy

I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it

Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe

by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022

alabama wetnap

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then wipe you ass with it.

I was out of wet naps, so I blew my nose in to the toliet paper, to make an Alabama wetnap, and wiped my ass with it.

by Right-handedbatter! February 13, 2023

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Andrew Wetzel

A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends

Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel

by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023

Sethy Wethy

Sethy Wethy ( A.K.A: Mr. Smiley) is the most loving, car,ing and kind person you will ever meet. His smile is so contagious and lights up every room he walks in. Sethy Wethy is loved by so many people and he truly does not understand the amazing impact he leaves on other people's lives. Every second you spend with him a is complete and utter joy! Sethy Wethy has a great sense of humor, so expect to always share a laugh with him. If you see Sethy Wethy wearing his monkey hat bare bum, don't look into his eyes and say "nigga" three times. This will send him into a fit of rage and he will commit mulitple felonies. The only way to reverse this is if you quickly throw a piece of bread into the fridge.

Guy 1: Did you see his smile?
Guy 2: No, I was too busy staring at Sethy Wethy's big juicy bum!

by BabyCarrot123 July 9, 2023

Andrew Wetzel

Co-founder and drummer of metalcore band Attack Attack!.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.

Andrew Wetzel

by 7568ino November 14, 2023