toppy

1. an evil whore... a legend on the internet in chatrooms around the world
2. a womanizing lesbian she-bitch
3. a woman who gets a new girlfriend only on the 19th so she can keep all the anniversaries of her various ho's straight

Girl 1: I fucked Toppy
Girl 2: You did?? So did I!!!
Girl 3: Oh my god I did too!!!
...
Girl 2,435: Are yall talkin about Topgun25us?
Girl 2,436: Holy shit yeah that's her!!

by lesbian wild child April 22, 2004

Sloppy toppy

A girl giving head anywhere but typically executed within in the school staircase. Sloppy toppy is mostly given by a bronx treesh or Brooklyn boonie that has a drug addiction.

This treesh gave me Sloppy toppy yesterday that shit was wack.

by Gayquil August 11, 2022

Hot Topic

Hot Topic is an online and real store. Anyone can shop there. Its not making a statment or being a rebel. I bought a few things from there because I like them. I'm not goth, I like what i like and don't know how to classify myself I usually listen to like emo, screamo, metal and rock. Hot topic was made by GAP! Don't categorize people who buy stuff there as goth and what not because I would not say i'm goth. It's got cool band t-shirts and not everything is that expensive, depending on when it came out.

Girl: Oh look at that guy coming out of Hot Topic, he is so goth, just look at all his bags.
Boy: Yeah I know

"Goth chick": Oh look at that girl, she only has a little bag ... What a poseur
"Goth Guy": I know eh, she just wishes she was like this

by innocently-emo-girl:'( November 12, 2008

Curly Tops

A term refering to negroes, based on the fact that their hair slightly resembles a mat of greasy, curly pubic hair.

Those damn curly tops stole my tape deck

by whiskyfist January 17, 2009

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

hot topic

a place visited by posers who like to make other people feel sorry for them by buying black clothing that costs just as much as it would be at abercrombie. just as mainstream as every other store in the mall, they carry scary shirts containing pictures of good movies, essentially turning them into "goth" or "stoner" movies. they also blare crappy music including korn, which is the only band i've heard of that has parental advisory on their CD not just becuase of swearing but because of "violent content". what, is it not good enough to swear at exes, now we have to chop them up?

this store also includes scary posters of long dead stoner rock stars. and evil jewelry that should be banned at concerts.

person 1: "i just got this awesome goth shirt at hot topic"
person 2: "omg u idiot... only posers shop there... you might as well shop at gap"
person 1: "OMG!!!!!111ONEONE!1eleven11~~111!!!!!!. i'm gonna kill u with this new evil, bloody way that i heard about on my korn CD!!!"
person 2: *flaunts gap bag*

by evilpyschopenguin February 19, 2005

Topside

The Act Of Landing a Left/Right Hook straight onto the side of someone's head, when done effectively knocking onto their ass. (Top/Head, Side/Hook).

'If this prick keeps pissin me off then he's gettin a straight topside slap'

Jack - 'There was this right prick in the club last night'

Jon - 'Oh Yeah what did you do about it?'

Jack - 'Oh you know me, Just gave him a topside, that shut him up'

'Dont Watch That You'll Get a Topside' - Dizzee Rascal

by Nicky_Blue_Eyes August 20, 2010