guy status

When someone or something is being very annoying or frustrating.

You are are on definite guy status tonight.

by Prediter129 February 3, 2018

bpa state

Something retards don't make.

@lagan

Lagan did not make BPA state

by bpaillinois February 6, 2018

Dirty Statham

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.

Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked

Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"

by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018

Daniel statham

A sexy man with a huge brown wiener who will make you cum uncontrollably

Daniel statham made me cum so hard I couldn’t breath

by Daniel statham May 31, 2018

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor

P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat

by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018

Washington state

It's the Alabama of the north west so to speak.

Hey have you ever been to Washington?

D.C. ?

No you idiot Washington state

Oh yeah it's more of a red state than thought to be.

by The sonnyer June 12, 2018