shrubbery face

a man with a hairy vagina face

look at that man, he has an extraordinary shrubbery face, how revolting

by jack sparrow and luke tocknell January 17, 2008

net face

an ugly person that looks like they had their face caught in a net

man that bitch is a net face

by bness September 20, 2003

dicky face

to get freaky with some girl and your dick in their face

Chris Wood said he played some dicky face with Jenny, but we all know he's a half-inchy

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

Daterape face

one who posesses the face of a date rapist

Daniel "He has daterape face"
Scott "...Because he rapes people on dates"

by Scott, phwoar March 23, 2009

bitch in the face

the act of cussing out an idiot or whore while intoxicated

I'm so pissed at that whore. I'm about to bitch in the face if she doesn't back the fuck up off my man.

by Woo Girl November 24, 2009

cum-face

To describe a pale or an albino person.

"Hey cum-face!"
"Yes?"

by DawMAD5 March 22, 2017

porch face

when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.

As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.

by skyyyy smithhhh October 15, 2008