jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008

jack dylan grazer

to beat someone up. to kick their ass

jazz: hey

heidi: i’m going to jack dylan grazer you bitch

by babydroidhateacc October 31, 2019

brazilian flap jack

jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it

no

by donkey of doom May 19, 2003

Jack-o-Lapple

A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.

"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

by texting queen June 4, 2009

Captain Jack Sparrow

Its when you bust in a girl's eye then she says "ARRRRRRRRR" while covering her left eye with the right hand.


dont know where it came from.

I gave that slut a capt'n jack and then kicked her outta my car

by Steve July 16, 2004

jack off juice

An alcoholic beverage composed of spare liquor, semen, and sugar.

Priest Charles can mix a fine glass of jack off juice for the altar boys.

by Xeno June 27, 2006