KO King 

Person who constantly falls asleep. Cannot stay awake more than a few hours, often sleeps for days/weeks at a time. Only wakes up to eat and moan. Sometimes due to alcohol but more common cause is just being a KO King

Look at him asleep over there, such a KO King

There Carl goes again, sleeping as usual! He's the KO King

The KO King just woke up

KO King by The Mal May 12, 2013

Commissioner King 

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.

1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.

Commissioner King by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

The King vs. Eli Show by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

half king 

Term used in the eastern underworld referring to a Rolex datejust as payment for inflicting serious bodily harm.

Wong put a half king on that fool's head and he ran to Bangkok

half king by Cheah Meng May 14, 2015

high kingdom 

Getting high as a group.

What should we do?
Do you want to go and visit the high kingdom?

high kingdom by MisDragonTattoo April 6, 2016

Hanlyan Kingdom

The greatest Civilization to grace this universe with its presence. Led by King Noah J.C. Hanley, Esquire III, Lord over Hanlya and all of His glorious provinces, The Hanlyan Kingdom is basically heaven on earth, featuring (for the men) tons of women in brothels (with no "after-effects"), and for the women, an infinite shoes shop. And free Starbucks. With WiFi

Hanlyan Citizen: Hail the Hanlyan Kingdom!
King Noah J.C. Hanley, Esquire III, Lord over Hanlya and all of His glorious provinces: Indeed, my good citizen! Now off to your brothel!

Hanlyan Kingdom by King of Hanlya October 12, 2016

crown king arizona 

Crown King Arizona- a cool place in the back roads of northern Arizona.

A great place to get away from everyday bull shit.

Get yo drink on at the brothel in Crown King Arizona.

crown king arizona by Some Puerto Rican dude October 5, 2016