Lumpy Fart 

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

Lumpy Fart by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

Rainbow pony fart 

When a woman is on her period and she bleeds on your dick as you pull out

She rainbow pony farted on me

Rainbow pony fart by Prettypandapants124 August 14, 2017

Clam Fart 

A queef.

After Jared and I were finished having sex, I accidentally let out a clam fart.

Clam Fart by rj19922011 February 21, 2011

monkey fart

a person named monkey who is sliently but deadly

dude she is such a monkey fart

monkey fart by dmurdha March 25, 2004

phantom fart 

1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.

2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you

3) The fright of a fart being with you

Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.

phantom fart by ilanakari94 November 5, 2007

Sleep fart 

The act of unknowingly talking to someone while half-asleep.

Mother: Honey, time to wake up for school
Child: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M EATING WAFFLES!
Farting is a mistake; a sleep fart is a bigger one

Sleep fart by Aweshtin Awig July 24, 2009

Pocket fart 

Random text characters transmitted to a cell phone contact when phone keys in a cell phone in the pocket get accidetly pressed. Similar to pocket dialing ("your pocked dialed me")

Dude, that was a weird text you sent me, or was it just a pocket fart...

Pocket fart by Cranky Joe January 15, 2011