zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

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blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

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A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.

"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."

by WenchSniff June 18, 2025

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Tollund Job

A Tollund Job is from the meme between Ben and his friend group "Tollund Lore", a Tollund job is when you wrap your legs around someone else's leg and start going up and down slowly.

Want a Tollund job babe ;)

by Pulsarnova November 22, 2023

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Wear-Job

wear - damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. Job - a task or piece of work. combine the terms and you have a term for a person that drives you nuts or drains you.

Carlos is so needy, he's such a wear-job!

by mandievp November 9, 2022

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