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Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.
She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer
by decay 66 April 9, 2003
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Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.
Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.
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Hot Topic

like, oh my god pplz! there like totally a hot topic! let's go spend a shit load of money!
by raine June 28, 2003
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hot topic

A place for people who dont know jack shit about music (or any fucking thing for that matter) to shop. If you see a women walking around with a hot topic bag it usually means they have a low I.Q. and are easy. If you see a guy with a hot topic bag you should stop what you are doing and proceed to kick the living shit out of that guy.
Example 1

Person 1: "Nice DK shirt, where you score that shirt, at the record store?"

Person 2: "Na bro, got this shit at hot topic, cha"

Person 1: "fag"

Example 2

Person 1: "check out that chick......shes got a hot topic bag"

Person 2: "Slut"
by robsayfuckthesystem December 16, 2008
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a topboy

tight assed runescape players often wank over there banks.
they also enjoy curry and bk
a topboy:hey bro was eating some curry last night and lsed an arcane ffs
by tim32432 October 4, 2010
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topdeck

When a man and women of different colours have sex
You sir, are a topdeck!
by LaRgO April 25, 2005
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topper

A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.
"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"
by Urjustshy December 9, 2008
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