Seemingly endless pain and suffering. What you thought that was bad? Now you have to come to terms with the fact that you are now in a perpetual state of decay, with your mind very slowly degrading as you age, and until the moment your body decides to finnally give up on its self (or you get killed some other way) you have to pay to continue existing!! Hurray!! At least you have an endless black void to go to when you aren't suffering in the waking world- wait, you can suffer there too? Aw shit.
Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
Get the Life mug.Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.
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Get the Signs of Intelligent Life mug.Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
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Get the life condiments mug.The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
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Get the Half Life Multiplayer mug.A phrase made popular by Kanye West when he was standing on a table at a meeting defending Elon Musk where West was quoted saying “If Elon has a bad week, we have a bad life”. This phrase is used to show the importance of how if we knock down one person who is taking care of other people it can sometimes affect the people that person takes care of in very harmful ways, and that maybe we should consider leaving certain people alone in certain situations for the sake of the the greater good or for the sake of who that person takes care of.
Kids: Mom & Dad look worn out and stressed this week. If they have a bad week, we have a bad life. So we need to give Mom & Dad a break this week.
by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023
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