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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023
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clear juice

Be right back, have to refill my clear juice.
by McNugget Craig October 17, 2023
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portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.
"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"
by anpotato October 16, 2020
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Gleeson juice

Spermatic fluid, Semen, Cum, jizz, etc.
"how did you missus die"
"oh sure she died from drowning in my gleeson juice"
by crispywolf April 24, 2025
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Juice Clapping

Juice clapping happens when a female has released air from her vagina after being aroused with such tension that her beef curtains "clap" together.
"I heard Tony got his wife horny after eating beans all day and she was juice clapping everywhere..."
by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii February 1, 2020
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No-Juice

No-Juice is a way to discribe a person who has sucked over 1000 dicks in their lifetime.

The term gets its name from a pussy having no juice. If a perosn has sucked so much penis, they likely will not get aroused by it at a certian point, thus making their pussy dry, or out of juice. So No-Juice can also be used to describe a person who has had so much sex that they are no longer able to get pleasure out of it. A person who is No-Juice is actually a fucking whore for penis dude, so much of a slut that they have sucked the maximum amount of penis one can handle in a lifetime.
Ace is really No-Juice, I know he sucks guys penises at lunch in the washroom for $5 and he's actually really rich now.
by Ucant_say_no2_Ahoe July 26, 2022
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Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.
I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?
by Rixadork May 28, 2015
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