Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag from someone and fart.

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag and fart.

That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Earthen

Common slur for people who live on Earth
Mostly used by Cydonians, Venusians, etc...

cydonian guy: fucking disgusting moss-humping grass-loving earthen fools
cydonian guy 2: same, i fucking hate earthens

by MartianSupremacist March 1, 2025

Earfuck

It’s when some dude whispers something so wild or a whole porn in your ears your ears get violently fucked by that.

Person 1:Man I wanna cause an earthquake in your ass.
Person 2:The fuck? Did you just Earfuck me?

by FoReally72 March 5, 2025

Earmuffs

When your face is plastered in between someone's buttcheeks and the cheeks wrap around your head, covering your ears

"Yeah Kimberly let me put on the earmuffs on last night. I couldn't even breathe!"

by ElProfe713 March 8, 2025

early train to Zermatt

Hitting it off immediately with someone you matched with on a dating app.

“This guy is incredible. Our relationship is taking the early train to Zermatt.”

by DC404 March 14, 2025