limp dick

husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife

1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.

by limpdickwife May 15, 2009

dick flop

To flop your dick out of your pants in a public place usually at a party.

Mr. Misiak- I floped my dick out last night at Mr. Mac's party.
Mrs. Henderson-Wow what did they do.
Mr. Misiak-FUCK YOU BITCH ASS

by dan manna January 14, 2005

Chop Dick

Noun: A Contemptible person.

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!

by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

Dick Whipped

A woman that abides to the male penis.

He has me so "dick whipped" I cant even function without him and his member.

by lamoismynamo April 2, 2011

deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

Dick Nair

Duragotory work that refers to the sweaty ball syndrome on many males. Is somewhat similar to fromunda cheese but is located more on the nut sack then it is near the taint.

WTF, it's so hot that I have Dick Nair
or
You Dick Nair!!!!

by Big Balls Goliath June 14, 2010

Sack of Dicks

A total and complete dick. Such a dick that one does them no justice. Therefore, the mega dickhead is now a "Sack of Dicks"

Mike is a total Sack of Dicks

by Mikeslover January 27, 2009