Your Mom

A diss meant for only when you:
1. Can't come up with anything better.
2. You really want to piss off your friends and family.
3. You feel like it.

"Your Mom is sooooo smexy"
Synonym-?, Antonym- Your Dad, Related word-?, Misspelling- Ur Mom, Your Mother, YO MAMA!, and ur mommy

by IMMAEATYOUFORDINNER!!!!! February 7, 2010

your mom

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands

grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after


by dog November 30, 2004

your mom

Applied to the concept that a mother and her care pretty much defines a person, by making a feeble insult attempting to slander the mother and therefore indirectly slander the person one is talking to.

Guy 1: This movie sucks
Guy 2: Your mom sucks

by Tulip March 3, 2005

your mom

responce from anyone to any question; excluding the use of mothers

mom: "what do u want to eat?"
jen: "your mom"
mom: "no, u cant eat grandma"

jen: "your mom"
mom: "no your mom"
jen: "thats u!"

by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005

Your mom

The greatest comeback in the history of mankind.

Guy 1: You suck at cod. Go kill yourself

Guy 2: Your mom

Guy 1: T_T

by Marcus Pwns Nubs April 26, 2010

your mom

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.

1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.

by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010

Your Mom

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.

What's 9+10?
YOUR MOM

by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014