n. singular: Always solo Starbox customer who hogs table for four. Often gazing pretentiously into the text page of new iBook his moms gave him (to keep him in her basement with his tard toys). Gazes poetically at the backside of passing females. Sighs.
orig. "writner," a fake, wanted-to-be writer. From: writer, or unemployed person.
orig. "writner," a fake, wanted-to-be writer. From: writer, or unemployed person.
Dude, hear the one about the Hollywood starlet who was so dumb she gave her number to a writnerd?
Snap, can't believe that writnerd wrote this provider content using just his big brain!
Snap, can't believe that writnerd wrote this provider content using just his big brain!
by Wiitester May 23, 2008
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He posted his manuscript on writeralley, found a publisher in New York, sold her articles on writeralley, earned money through her writing etc, all on the alley.
by simon_writehead October 21, 2009
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On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
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As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"
by second nature October 28, 2013
Get the Writing Papers mug.This could be used to describe the brain of any writer, but i believe it to be a periodical and temporary experience. It is when someone is in the headspace of being poetic or saying and thinking beautiful, deeply emotional crap. It’s truly haunting. Non-writers don’t understand this, but it’s a flurry of emotions. It’s also motivation to want to write, which normally doesn’t result in writing anyways.
“I just want to be loved like a fairytale right now, i want someone to gaze into my eyes... oh shit... i have Writers Brain right now!”
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Person 1: Hey do you like Armen Weitzman too?
Person 2: Omg yes I do, he's so weird and interesting. I just think he's great
Person 2: Omg yes I do, he's so weird and interesting. I just think he's great
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