cyber winter fling

When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.

The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.

by Amelietheporcupine December 29, 2016

Unspecified Winter Holiday

The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter....

Some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.

JOE: "Merry Unspecified Winter Holiday, George!"
GEORGE: "Did I just hear you wish me a merry Christmas? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE...!"

by Swish and Spit April 3, 2009

homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

by Päällikkö March 6, 2022

Miss Wendy Winters

Mandy Weet

The hostess from the movie Magical Mystery Tour

i never saw the movie so i can't really give an example

by Don't Look Back In Anger December 12, 2004

the falcon and the winter soldier

Following the events of Marvel film Avengers: Endgame, THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER focuses on the pair of titular superheroes. Previously supporting characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sam Wilson (Falcon) and Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier), played by Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan, respectively, take center stage here. The two team up for an adventure that serves as both sequel and spin-off, building on previous events from the films, but also spawning a brand-new narrative arc. Playing like an episodic version of a Marvel movie, the series significantly expands on the characters, offering a much deeper dive into their crime- fighting personas, as well as their personal lives. New episodes streaming on Disney +

-Hey man, do you like marvel?
- hell yeah!
-then you should watch the falcon and the winter soldier on Disney +

by Potato6666 March 26, 2021

Crossdresser Autumn and winter

Crossdresser autumn and winter is where you Let your male friend dress in a wig and female clothes and make-up and let him get sucked off by a man or by a woman

Crossdresser Autumn and winter is where men dress as women

by Katelyn2005 October 13, 2020