Pump Weasel 

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

Pump Weasel by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009

Marf Weasel 

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"

"Did you hear Chris' loud Marf weasel in class today"? Even the teacher laughed!

Marf Weasel by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011

Basket Weasel 

A clever person who gets high quality and enviable goods for a shockingly cheap price.

"Check out this cool thing I got it for $2."

"You got that for $2?!?!? You basket weasel!!!!"

"Loooool ikr, I got a good deal;D"

Basket Weasel by BasketWeasel725 March 21, 2017

Turd weasel 

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

Turd weasel by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

Butterscotch Weasel 

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.

"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."

Butterscotch Weasel by abeautifulanus December 18, 2018

yeet weasel 

Slang term for a penis.

Why does that egirl keep likin' my memes...she must wanna ride the yeet weasel.

yeet weasel by Seven53 September 26, 2019

denim weasel 

A euphemism for penis located within one’s jeans.

“Sup bitch, you tryna see my denim weasel?”

denim weasel by TheFapNinja March 21, 2020