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Weaponized corona

*Can also be defined as Weaponizing corona

A form of fearmongering used by the US government and the media (mainly CNN) in order to keep the country shutdown.
guy 1: I don't watch the news anymore, all they ever talk about is politics and there Weaponized corona.

guy 2: Same here, i only really cared when they talked that cute kitty video that one guy sent in.
by Sir Beardy May 20, 2021
mugGet the Weaponized coronamug.

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
mugGet the Loaded weaponmug.

Weaponized Autism

When your sick of your autism and you want to spread it.
exactly like how you weaponize an IKEA pencil.
Person 1: Ugh, having autism is so bad!
Also Person 1: I WILL WEAPONISE MY AUTISM.
Also also person 1: I will spread this everywhere. no one will survive.
Also also also person 1: I will call this: "weaponized autism."
by Weaponism July 5, 2024
mugGet the Weaponized Autismmug.

Weapon

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.
by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018
mugGet the Weaponmug.

Weapon

Pronounced - wa-parn.

Generally means what’s up but can be used in other circumstances.
Jeff- “weapon bruh
Gerald- “weapon fam, what you saying”.
by Ishmeal&Rubin December 20, 2019
mugGet the Weaponmug.

weaponized incompetence

A term used by bad managers and by friends, family members, and romantic partners alike in circumstances where they want somebody else to do things their way but they do not want to properly communicate what their way is (or where they are happy to wax on about frivolous details but never justify why said details would actually matter to anyone else).

They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.

In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
"Don't you even know how to make me a sandwich? The pickles have to go on top of the provolone, and the mustard and mayonaise should never touch. You didn't even cut off the crust, and who slices a sandwich lengthwise? It *must* be diagonal! Fine, I'll make my own damned sandwich, but I swear you do this on purpose just to avoid doing it the right way. It's weaponized incompetence! *huff*"
by Happ MacDonald April 8, 2024
mugGet the weaponized incompetencemug.

Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.
‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’
by PAtredes November 7, 2023
mugGet the Weapon on the toolsmug.

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