chocolate wafer

The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.

Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.

I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.

by Dahaka November 5, 2013

willie warmer

A warmer for the penis

My penis was cold so I warmed it with my Willie warmer

by Duckybaby June 29, 2015

mirror warmer

Someone who spends most of their time looking at their reflection.

Bob:Would you stop being a mirror warmer for a second?!
Jennifer:Hold on!A few more moments!

by JungReal December 9, 2015

Matthew Warner

A English Teacher who has lost his mind in Atlanta who now teaches in P.A. and is Roasted constantly by his First period class.

Matthew Warner-The English teacher.
Redheaded freak that breaks his ankle playing hockey.
The man who has Chicken LEGS.
NOT A BOSS.

by Nash the Smartass May 24, 2017

church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

by s_c_t June 6, 2017

testicular warfare

When during doggystyle intercourse the mans balls slap against the taint of the partner so hard that it either hurts the giver or the taker.

"It was fun but all the testicular warfare left me kinda queasy."

by Nastywordsmcgee June 17, 2017

sexual warfare

Sexually intercoursing with gang bangs

It would be sexual warfare, I will be loaded like software :- by Lil wayne

by Aokirax July 25, 2017