Skip to main content
Having a raging boner in class and dry humping the table
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM WADING IT 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Wading It by Alucinitro November 7, 2025

Wedding Wake

A gathering of two peoples families and friends to mourn the loss of their individual freedom, by getting ancestor shaming levels of wankered and fingering their cousin in a dark corner. With cake.
I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.
Wedding Wake by Seshanie November 10, 2025

chocolatechip wedding

after sexy time you take your hole and spray your poopy coco chips down her throat and then say I do...
Charley The banana man gave his beaver a chocolatechip wedding.

Brazilian Wedding 

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

Italian Wedding 

Male-male anal sex.
Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

LA wedding 

a shotgun wedding
Robyn, who was having an LA wedding, had gained 80 pounds while pregnant, and she still had at least four weeks to go when she marched into Rosie's shop and asked her to make a wedding gown for her.
LA wedding by BeckhamsTears May 19, 2011