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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018
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wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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gay-wad

a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.
Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.
by CashMoneyK420 April 4, 2022
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