twone

A phrase that silences participants of a heated or comedic conversation. A joke, line, noise, or story that may have potential to be funny but fails due to its poor delivery or inappropriateness in the given situation. It is unwise to try and defend your statement after it has been "twoned".

A twone is haulted by the trademark phrase, "That was a twone." One may also smirk in disgust or disappointment.

Other variations of the twone: Austy, Jake.

E: You gotta do what you gotta do
G: THAT WAS A TWONE.

by hayleyfell July 20, 2008

Twovel

A novel that is written on twitter, tweet by tweet.

World renowned deadpan stand-up comedian Steven Wright is writing a twovel. Give it a read on twitter @stevenwright

by Gary L. Werkins August 4, 2011

macbook-twostep

the act of stepping in two's with Apple brand Macbook, or any of it's variations (Macbook pro, air, etc).

Dude I saw the DJ doing his Macbook-Twostep

by mrcomputerslack2 August 23, 2009

All those years ago

All those years ago is a song sang by George Harrison (a member of The Beatles). It is a song hard to understand because of it's strong British Accent.

All those years ago was made for John Lennon after the year of his death, as you read the lyrics, you can tell it's for John Lennon.

Have you listened to All Those Years Ago?

by chelxi May 29, 2021

What are those lol

Anyone who still says this in 2018 has a problem. Most fags will use this

Fag:what are those lol lol. Me:stfu fag

by Sjahdosjvsjhajbd February 22, 2018

Twone

When something has two to one odd ratio.

I won 36 dollars at the racetrack because my horse was rated at twone odds for an 18 dollar bet.

by Poetic Pete July 24, 2009

What Are Those?!

When someone wears dirty bobos or non name brand shoes,"what are those?!"

Me:hey dude

Person:Hey! like my new shoes?
Me:(looks at shoes)What are those?!
Those shoes were ugly bobos

by Nike cart January 24, 2017