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Taking the piss

To make someone who's trying to seem important less important. Derives from the piss-boner men wake up with in the morning, it's a fake boner. If you took the piss away, there would be no boner. Do you see?

That's the original meaning, however taking the piss now means just giving someone a ribbing and in the most part not meaning to be malicious.
Original meaning:

Guy 1: "Hey guys, what do you think to my awesome new haircut?"

Guy 2: "I think you look like a fucking prick, mate...you look like a real slob".

Other guys: "Haha, Guy 2 really took the piss out of guy 1!"

Meaning as it is now:

Guy 1: "Man, I only got a 45 on my last assignment"

Guy 2: "Haha that's fucking shit!"

Guy 1: "Don't be so mean"

Guy 2: "Cheer up man, I was only taking the piss"
by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007
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Taking Back Sunday

1. The BEST band in existence, whose song titles in no way pertain to their respective lyrics.

2. The band that contains hotsex, Adam Lazzara.

3. A band that expresses all emotions, from love, sadness, hate, and any type of drunken-state.
1.I want Adam Lazzara to have my babies.

2. Taking Back Sunday = Hotsex

Lyrics: "I got the mic, and you got the moshpit" (Timberwolves at New Jersey)

"Cant you, can't you feel it, rolling off your lips, tensing up your shoulders, come on, say it is..." (Bonus Mosh Pt. II)
by <3pixi June 5, 2005
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Taking it deep

When someone has been defeated and has no way of winning, and has been stopped form doing something he or she wants to do.
Did you see how badly that guy lost at the video game? yeha he must be taking it deep right now.

My friend couldn't come to the movies today because his dad didn't let him, man he must be taking deep.
by Kennjie July 14, 2009
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taking a lisa

taking a shit, taking a dump, defecating, pooping, crapping, dropping a deuce
by yejihermano March 24, 2023
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fart tweaking

A move performed by moving your anus cheeks during a fart to effect its sound.

This can only be done on farts longer than six seconds and usually involves changing the pitch or vibrations of the fart.
Pfffffttttttttt-Paaaaaaaangggggggg

Dude, did you hear how great my fart tweaking was there? It started out all soft and then I tweaked it to get some nice bass and great volume.
by The Earl of Breezer May 28, 2007
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taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.
The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."
by Point Oner November 22, 2004
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taking a vidas

a verry large shit. a vidas sometimes requires a stich in the rectum afterwards
that shit took 3 flushes. i love taking a vidas
by nick gers May 11, 2010
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