Tinder

A dating application where men DM girls to sit on their faces. Most men on the app are 13 year old horny virgins that play Fortnite and steal their moms credit cards for the Vbuck. Girls tend to stray away from this app from the men instantly hitting on them and asking for sex. Just hell.

"There were like 36 guys DMing me on Tinder last night!"

by D4C November 13, 2018

tinkerbell

Tinkerbell is when a guy hangs from a light fixture and jerks-off all over a girl, much like how tinkerbell spread her pixie dust all over wendy and the boys who went to never never land. This is usually preceded by a peter pan and sometimes followed by a Captain Hook.

I tinkerbelled on your mom more than a Disney movie.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

upper tanker

What idiots call the "upper decker".

Idiot: I gave that ho an upper tanker!

Some Guy Who Knows His Shit: You mean an upper decker?

Idiot: Yeah, whatever.

by MePoop May 15, 2006

Thinker

The process by which a man takes the position of the "Thinker" statue while masturbating with the forearm or elbow.

I saw some pictures of a hot girl on my computer but I was in my cubicle so I had to give myself a thinker.

by Le Penseur Rodin July 23, 2010

tinkers

Irish gypsies. often referred to as dirty by romani gypsies - the original gypsy ppl not just some person who has decided to live in a caravan. A romani gypsy will have a very distinctive look, usually olive sking long dark hair and wears excessive amounts of gold jewellery.

by 123 July 23, 2003

tinkerbelling

When a woman assesses the size of her ass in a mirror when she thinks noone is looking...a la the mirror scene with Tinkerbell in Disney's Peter Pan.

That chick is totally Tinkerbelling over there in the display window. You know, her ass does look big in those jeans...

by dionyses101 October 24, 2007

Thinkering

Tinkering with ideas none of which are clear and actionable. The thought process is less analytical, keeps you aloof from pragmatic, practical options and steers you towards blowing bubbles in the air, ultimately unproductive. If you are ADD then God help you, you jump from idea to idea until you start seeing double… triple… multiple.

There is value in thinkering. May be you'll run into that one idea and create something from nothing, like you will find a treasure in a garage sale.

I spend more time thinkering about unconventional career options rather than actually job searching. For example: ummmmm the astronaut suit will look great on me but i refuse to wear those experimental underwear for a month at a time, I dunno maybe I should get a group of unemployed folks together and shoot a reality show of them while they look for jobs, let’s see I guess could just crash weddings…….

by Sasha.Nath August 4, 2009