Thunk

A hunk who is clumsy and thunks his head into things a lot.

Gary: “Did you see how Chad fell and hit his head?!”

Seth: “Yeah that happens a lot, he’s a bit of a thunk.”

by Florpz V. Florpzton June 2, 2023

Thunky

As said by 6700Fonzo himself , you a Thunky G. A Thunky is a goofy / send off , a mf to go do store runs or a P on. When someone is just a GOOFY.

Foe why you keep playin wit me g you a fckn Goofy. Matter fact yo ass a THUNKY move around

by StreetFacts June 23, 2023

Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American

We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023

God-thunk

n. A long awaited, brilliant idea or thought that can only be the result of God himself whacking it into your head.

The only possible explanation for planning this trip had to be a God-thunk, considering how absent minded she is.

by sneekersotoole December 20, 2009

Brown Thanksgiving

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

by Antiriv November 2, 2011

The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

by Bread2287 November 26, 2016