Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.

Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.

by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018

Spyware virus

A virus that leaks search history, passwords, emails, and other personal information to servers or to the owner of the spyware.

I got an Spyware virus on my computer!

by dswqsa895 January 17, 2023

Corona Virus

Something no one likes.

I hate Corona Virus!

by anonymous October 18, 2020

Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode

Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,

by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020

ViRuS

don't frick with him. He's a faggot without parents.

oi. You look like drunk ViRuS

by ViRuSowo August 17, 2019

J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

paradise virus

A fictional virus named for the band "Paradise Kills" Which is a 2023 American metalcore/alternative rock band.

my mom got the paradise virus and she's on life support

by yo momma LOL LOLLnot funny?, k July 28, 2023