smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

Clam On Yecord

Clam on yecordis an Admin that likes to keep the server clean.

a very strict clam from the ocean..
Members March as they loudly protest: “UNMARONE LEAT YOU OLD MAN”

Did you hear about that dude clam on yecord ?
yeah. he’s a virgin
“yo clam jail me i posted spam haha”

by Not Leat 💯 August 23, 2021

Clam puncher

Big angry ugly lesbian

"the opposite to lipstick lesbian"
Likely wanting to punch instead of caressing a Vagina.

"That looks like a clam puncher"

by SomeRandomMum March 19, 2023

Boiling The Clam

Boiling The Clam

When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.

Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.

by URBAN-IDIOM September 24, 2018

clam shanty

A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.

I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.

by Darcizzle March 22, 2023

Popped Clam

A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.

Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2019

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020