Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 30, 2019

juicing the clam

The female equivalent of spanking the monkey.

Sarah was late for dinner because she was juicing the clam.

by Moater Works December 31, 2017

Boiling The Clam

Boiling The Clam

When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.

Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.

by URBAN-IDIOM September 24, 2018

clim-clam

When two separate plans intertwine perfectly, creating one extremely well planned plan.

Things worked out into a nice little clim-clam!

by East Bay Sex Mascot September 13, 2019

jammy clam

Vagina during menstruation

Marie: "It's that time of the month, got such a jammy clam"

Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"

by AliceHdog February 09, 2015

clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen February 01, 2009

Whiskey clam

Female version of whiskey dick.

So I was eating out Karen for 15 min. I looked up and the bitch was snoozing. She totally had whiskey clam. Fucking Karen smh

by Toungepunch todd May 12, 2019