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the zain test

The Zain Test, locally originated in Durban, South Africa in the early 2000's by a group of school kids. Named after one of the guys in the group. It is the test of fidelity and loyalty of a guy's female partner.

Traditionally, a guy would ask another guy (The Zain of his friends), ie: the most charming or persuasive and successful in seducing women, to test his Girlfriend to see how faithful she is to said guy.

It has evolved since then and can also be a test to measure the promiscuity of a woman.
Lets give Angela The Zain Test
by CatStevensEvens March 8, 2017
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Railed by a test

To be dicked by a test achicharra makes you feel as if you failed it
Damn I got railed by a test in math
by whydoyouneedmyrealname September 3, 2019
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School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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Toonie Test

The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.
Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
by Paddy Poletsky August 7, 2019
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Chou test

A school test (almost always a science test, but can refer to random/miscellaneous crap found in pseudo science textbooks). The leading cause of death among junior high school students after extreme humiliation and stress.
"Dude, the new kid's in a coma."
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
by the stalker behind you April 13, 2009
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test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."
by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013
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The "Billy" Test.

The "Billy" Test is a widely used term in the E-skate community. It is in reference to an original brand of Electric Longboards called Billy Boards.
The test it self is very simple. If the seller of the product can ride with various variables and can also ride the max speed safely, then the product can be sold. This test includes but is not limited too, riding on main roads, going up and down hills, bike trails, bumps, gravel, sticks, potholes, terrain, ect, ect. It also differs from company to company.
"Yo check out my new board! It's E-skate and it even passed the company's version of The "Billy" Test."
by Enthusiastic Diction June 28, 2022
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