Tennessee Tea

The mixing of Makers Mark Mint Julep with Sweet Tea, thus you now have Tennessee Tea or "heaven in a cup." It is rumored widely to have been invented on a front porch in East Nashville by several people that answer to the names of Jimmy, Brandon, Lindsey, and Amy Grace.

Goddamn that's some fine tastin' Tennessee Tea!

by Jimmy Tommy October 8, 2008

tennessee ridge

place where little ppl were born

wow do u see that tennessee ridge girl she is so short

by Hayley225 January 12, 2009

tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.

"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"

by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014

tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015

Tennessee Smoker

Same as a "cleveland steamer", but lit on fire

She got 2nd degree burns on her chest after yah boy dropped the Tennessee Smoker on her.

by Captive One July 26, 2015

tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.

Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.

by FountainBoss November 27, 2016

jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016