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Brushing Your Teeth

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.
by Ground Beef Jesus January 28, 2007
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slut teeth

really awful, jacked up, crooked, buck, gapped, or plain disgusting teeth that are the mark of a girl who is slutty and loves to suck a cock
Dude, did you see those slut teeth when she smiled. You know she is DTF and wants your cock in or around her mouth.
by Scott S. is a Sig 4Life August 18, 2008
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teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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teet-teet

(verb)very small, tiny, or cute.
(noun)something very small, tiny, or cute.
"look at that teet-teet dog!"

or

"that dog's a teet-teet!
by Jennammmmmm May 2, 2008
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show me your teeth

ie. 'show me what you got' in terms of oral sex

coined by lady gaga's song 'teeth', in which she sings: take a bite of my bad girl meat, show me your teeth
Lisa: show me your teeth, Ben
Ben: really?! i did it last week, do i have to do it again?
by davewooo March 12, 2011
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Teenthousand

Used as a suffix to show that a word is even more awesome than the awesome original word.
"That kid is so awesome!"
"Haha, yup hes Andrew-teenthousand."
by Seven-TEENTHOUSAND March 16, 2010
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teetsj

A word when swearing with no meaning at all. Just a nice word to say.. means something like fuck this, damnit
Damn, teetsj!
by Von Zebon July 21, 2014
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