Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Periodic Table

A crap ton of knowledge we don’t even have to know unless we wanna grow up as scientists

Person: Helium, Nitrogen, Tantalum and Iodine in the Periodic table spells “He N Ta I”.
Me: woah there science

by smolkyo December 15, 2019

periodic table

sexy little stinky cucumber covered in rotten slimy cheese

wow that periodic table looked yummy!

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020

queen of table talk

Some one who tells everyone at the poker table what each other are collecting.

Jeni is the queen of table talk.

by JGZ2 January 4, 2017

Bring to the table

1.Someone who has qualities which represents something out of the normal.

2. Someone who should be represented because of what they do or say that places them out of the realm of this world.

Its all about what people bring to the table

by Godfather970105 July 3, 2006

Table

the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.

ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table

by adoe26 February 18, 2010

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004