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tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.
My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023
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Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"
Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.
by Ed Cox March 18, 2025
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Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
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Tactical Balls Deeping

When Ori doesn't believe its a thing.
Ori, its tactical balls deeping for a reason.
by vegarth July 30, 2017
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Tactical Cheese

The addition of a double cheeseburger to your regular Mcdonalds order
“Is that all you want dude?”
“No I’ll ‘av a tactical cheese anorl”
by eve_hessx June 16, 2018
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teamfight tactics

Mostly known as TFT it's a game mode in LoL, made by Riot Games, which does not require more than a single limb to play. Just click and move the hero and game plays for you. Completely RNG and brainless, teamfight tactics is perfect entertainment for people so dumb that they can't even play LoL.
"Teamfight tactics is so much fun" - said no person with above average IQ ever
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
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looney tunes tactics

A combat style where you fight with the most out there strats, like an early 90's controlled chaos type cartoon
In AntonBlast, satan fights you on some genuine looney tunes tactics.
by anonymous January 26, 2025
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