Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.

Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza

by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025

shatfish

Feeling the need to defecate but ultimately upon sitting down to a toilet, nothing comes out.

My arse shatfished me yet again this morning. I really needed to poo but I sat for at least half an hour on the can and nothing came out

by Denquis September 5, 2025

Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep

I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhood “starfish picker”

by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025

puker starfish

asshole

your butt looks like a puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.

Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!

by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014