United States

Founded on July 4, 1776, the United States is the 4th largest country in the world and has around 310 million people living in it. Although it is a western nation founded by European countries, Native Americans have been living in it for thousands of years. Because of the western world's superior technology (similar to that of a 1950's science fiction where aliens conquer earth) and diseases, the Native American people faced genocide. Although the United States has high development and is a wealthy country, other nations criticize the United States because they view US citizens as fat and lazy, when most are hardworking and honest people. Although the US has many freedoms, this has lead to semi-literate partially insane morons abuse the power to create prejudice groups such as the WBC. Another flaw would indicate that people in the United States are starting lack integrity and intelligence as time progresses. Although there are still many intelligent people, it is partially true considering the fact that lower apes have been involved in politics multiple times.

Welcome to the United States, population 311,714,418

by Jag140 July 8, 2011

Oregon State University

Four year university located in Corvallis, Oregon. Regarded as one of the best engineering schools in the world. Other notable programs include Pharmacy, Forestry, and Veterinary Medicine.

"I go to school at Oregon State University"

by Rednecktified January 4, 2012

Deep State

Fictional birthplace of the boogieman.

Newt Gingrich traveled to the Deep State and it drove him insane.

by AyAytch June 16, 2017

Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.

by Hydiin November 12, 2014

Chico State

A small, compacted college town in the middle of bum-fuck Northern California. The college's bleak surroundings make it somewhat of an oasis. Paradise to say the least. Lots of parties, lots of beer, lots of horny young women (often whom lack intellectuality). Hot in the summer, cold winters. Contrary to popular belief, Chico State has a great graduation rate and is its academics are held in high regard. Also a great place to get fucked up, do lots of heavy drinking and cocaine, and have unprotected sex.

AJ: "I love these Chico State bitches! They're such dumb sluts, and love to suck a lot of cock."
Bronameth: "Amen, bro. We killed that 30 rack of Natty and this morning I woke up and there were three girls in my bed but I can't remember shit."

Gary: "Why are you so tired Derek?"
Derek: "I was in Chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row."

Chico State Frat Boy #1: "Yeah I benched 285 last week"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #1: "Oh my god! You're so hot. Let me get on my knees and choke on your cock!"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #2: "Me too!"

by Purpleteddybear January 21, 2011

United States of America

Thumbs down, Thumbs up, or whatever you want, but at leat hear me out first.----------

The country located between Mexico (to the south) and Canada (to the north).

Most people hate the USA for being imperfect, but they fail to see the TRUE America

1) Not everyone here is an obnoxious prick. There are some acctually informed and nice people here, as well as assholes, just like in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.

2) Of course we are proud to be American, but that doesn't mean we are arrogant. If you are not proud of your country, then why do you live there?

3)Not every American is diebetic and fat, so shut the fuck up.

4)Yea, we know that some countries dislike us, we also know that we have allies as well. And we DO know that there are other countries that exist beyond the USA. Were not as retarded as you think.

5)We know our government is not perfect

6) Unfortunately, most people judge us before they even know us

Now before you get upset, im not saying there os no country that understands the USA

The United States of America is home to the largest Naval Base in the world, in Norfolk, Virginia. And also the oldest constitutuion that is still in effet today.

Most Non-Americans: Say, are you American?

Non-Ignorant American: Yes.

Most Non-Americans: I can smell the arrogance and hamburgers on you from here! Get away from me----

American: I honestly have no response to that :|

***I am proud to be american, as you are proud to be whatever nationality you come from.

by Ecnegludni Fles Sseldinm :D April 26, 2011

Appalachian State University

A rapidly growing university located in Boone, North Carolina.

Harvesting a 3-time national championship football team who defeated Michigan University in their 2007 season opener, the Mountaineers of Appalachian State are nothing short of a dynasty.

"Appalachian State University dominates in football."

"Appalachian State University students and faculty dominate in life."

"Appalachian State University dominates."

by A.DavisTheMountaineer March 14, 2008