Squashkin

Female version of a blumpkin.

I'm a sick fuck and I wanna give my girl a squashkin.

by SuperCreamo March 11, 2019

Squashanary

When your doing missionary with someone who is obese

“Jesus adrian your squashanarying me” “sorry beefy patty”

by adrianandpatty April 10, 2022

country squash

A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.

Susan sure is a country squash!

by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017

Beef Squash

A combination of Sasquatch with a cheeseburger.

Who ever came up with beef squash was high as fuck.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020

Salty Pepermint Squash

A kind of urine that is a pain to all the senses, it usually makes your eyes water and burns your genitalia.

I save my salty Pepermint Squash so I can sell it on eBay.

by Jakob Müdd April 18, 2014

cop some squash

The act of reaching down the pants of one’s male sex partner.

After becoming aroused, it became clear to him that she was trying to cop some squash.

by anonymous July 15, 2019

Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.

Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009