squid hands

To be able to climb up buildings like Spider-Man

Hey I got bit by a radioactive squid and now I have squid hands.

by Big daddy white September 22, 2013

squid bag

An idiot trying and attempting to use way too many buzzwords out of his or her range, demographic, and or lifestyle;
Complete useless poser; An over inflated and vane attempt at
being clever, transparent and contrived.

The hypocrite squid bag started talking to me like he was actually there and he had some kind of a priori knowledge as to the cathartic events that took place, all the while cross referencing his own lies and the latest media watch words.

by Guhlitz December 29, 2007

squid billie

a show on adult swim were a bald kid goes on an adventure ans find his horney ass grandpa that wants to do his cleaning lady. there is also a talking hot dog

that show squid billies is fucking funny bitch

by chip douglas November 22, 2004

Squid Jig

A woman, who dates only Navy (or any military branch) men, for one of two reasons.

A. She is a total gold digger who go after navy guys for their money.

B. Seeking marrige, in the hope he will get transfered to another part of the country to saver her from her small town existance.

"Dude, stay away from her, shes sleeping with half the base. Total squid jig."

by Edward Hyde November 20, 2009

squid mode

Squid mode is a the phenomenon when your arms and legs become numb and limp as result of getting stoned from a good mj plant that makes you feel like a limp noodle or better yet squid, thats the one you want because makes you feel good :)

That's MJ was mega dope last night I got squid! Squid mode!

by squid mode January 24, 2017

squid banger

a four cylinder low horsepower engine

i was stuck behind a god damned squid banger on the freeway

by me. October 25, 2003

squid beak

A female dogs genatalia.

Noun: Roxy!, quit licking your squid beak. You sick nasty.
Adjective: She's so ugly, she's squid beak.

by Trino November 14, 2010