Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

Squeak Film

A film, animation, story, or video that attempts to get a high number of viewers by adding lots of sex and crude humor when the actual genre doesn't call for it.

Bob: "Dude that movie was such a Squeak Film!"
Steve: "Yeah, but those were some nice boobs in the debate scene."
Bob: "Yeah, I guess so."

by Cykotikone June 5, 2009

squeakie

Quickie with a woman who makes loud high-pitched sounds.

Yesterday I had a squeakie with Alice. I think now all my neighbours know that I have a new girlfriend.

by Jadetiger January 18, 2010

Squall vs. Luigi

Another one of those pointless 'battles' on Gamefaqs. In the end, the outcome would not have mattered to anybody but the obese ten year olds that sit infront of their gaming systems all day eating a BigMac and getting pissed if thier favorite character gets beat down by an insignifigant group of pixels on his/her television.

The ultimate waste of time and bandwidth.

by Freak Obscene April 21, 2004

Pip Squeak

A faggot ass pussy that is less than 5 feet tall and think they are bigger and cooler than you

That kids a fucking pip squeak

by Bigballerbuddy214 November 6, 2015

squall

Squall is a member of DBJ.

Do you know Squall?
Yes, he is DBJ.

by DBJSQUALL February 17, 2005

Squeak

Sexual intercourse;balling;derived from
the sound matresses make during sex.

I scored some massive squeak from
that redhead last night.

by The Bald Monk October 17, 2003