scrocks

The deodorizing man part hammock that allows uranus to be a safe sanctuary.

My balls are sweating like crazy, I'm glad I have my Scrocks on.

Do you know if they sell Scrocks at Sears?

by Your mom's favorite child May 27, 2010

angry spock

Making a chick as angered as Dr. Spock would be with any forced sexual advance.

With a girl on her stomach, hook a chain through her top earrings. Yanking back on her head, tugging her ears like Mr. Spock. Go from two pink to one dirty to two and two with no warning, and with the force of an upppercut, she will have the expression of an angry Vulcan or Angry Spock.

by Jonny Fistfuck April 27, 2008

Spocking

Stealing another man's girlfirend, fiancee, or wife.

man1 is walking down the street and sees a man and a woman together. he likes the woman. while man2 is away, man1 puts "moves" on woman1. When man2 returns woman1 is with man1. man2 runs away and becomes captain of a spaceship.

man1 just comiitted an act of Spocking. or he spocked woman1 from man2.

by PDHABigDaddy December 14, 2009

spock

adj: worse than Kirk in every way.

It's a shame that he's so Spock, he couldv'e amounted to something one day. Oh well, there's always Kirk.

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

Spock on the Dock

When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.

My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...

by James Paul O'Brien May 2, 2006

spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

The Spock

Also known as "The Vulcan", "Thumb on the C, Pointer on the G, with two in the pink and two in the stink", and "Cum long and prosper", The Spock is an expansion and improvement of The Shocker producing a longer and more intense orgasm, where a female is manually sexually stimulated by the use of the thumb on the clitoris, the pointer finger on the G-Spot, the middle finger also inserted into the vagina, and the ring and pinky fingers inserted into the anus.

She couldn't reach orgasm until I tried The Spock and then she couldn't stop.

by pr0nadict October 15, 2010