scrocks

The deodorizing man part hammock that allows uranus to be a safe sanctuary.

My balls are sweating like crazy, I'm glad I have my Scrocks on.

Do you know if they sell Scrocks at Sears?

by Your mom's favorite child May 27, 2010

Scrocs

n. The marriage of Crocs footwear with socks, particularly of a different color. Seen mostly at Theme Parks around the U.S.A and abroad.

It's a mistake to wear scrocs on water rides. Who wants soggy feet?

by Gator Nation (2)! May 30, 2009

Scrocs

The sad combination of Crocs and socks. Most notably worn by FSU athletes and fans.

In local news, it was so cold in Tallahassee this morning that the football team showed up for practice in their Scrocs. Bobby Bowden hasn't been this impressed with a scrimmage in 10 years.

by Gator Nation! May 27, 2009

Scrock

To gurgle up phlegm and spit it out of your mouth .

That scum bag just scrocked on the sidewalk where the kids play hop-scotch.

by Belly Button Bandit July 31, 2018

shrocks

shrocks. the shrek crock. the roadmen are quaking at these fresh creps they bouta finesse some

ay up look at that geezer wearin those crepes imma bout to finesse me some fresh shrocks bois

by what’s-a-pseudonym October 18, 2019

Schocks

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

by Malaria September 13, 2005

scrockle

(verb): to mess up your feed by hitting the screen and accidentally scrolling back to the top

when your finger brushes the screen and the doom scroll goes right back to the top - "ah damn I scrockled again".

by eekins March 5, 2021