Splainey

A slang term for 'explain.' Originally used in Joss Whedon's television adaption from the cult classic movie, both respectfully named 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer.' Often used when one is confused on just about anything misunderstood, such as a quote's source or a demon's origin.

Girl: You know, it's not that I hate their ideals, I'm just not a fan of the tacit ethnocentrism in the anti-nightshade movement.
Boy: *tilts his head to the side in confusion* 'Splainey??

by Innocent_phoenix November 2, 2009

Splingo

The act of putting two words together to create one word that flows.

Guy 1: Man, I went to her house and her mom gave me macaroni and cheese, and it smelled like granola.
Guy 2: You mean like, granolaroni and cheese?
Guy 1: Haha SPLINGO!

by lolalinda April 11, 2010

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Shloinker doylay

A fat shong in between a nice pair of shloinkers

Damn that girl just got shloinker doylayed.

by Jabelitz June 10, 2015

Splingledorf

Meaning great excitement or enthusiasm

"I just got accepted into my first choice college!"
"That's so splingledorf!"

by NoodleJamz November 26, 2016

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

splinkadoosh

One of those made up words you may use at random to throw the conversation off course.

1. Don't worry about it. That splinkadoosh will have it coming to him.

2. To have too many ridiculous things to describe someone or something, that is to say it is a splinkadoosh.

by Unknown Vocabularist April 1, 2017