rusty slide-whistle

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.

Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.

by lavoinha August 26, 2006

spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 25, 2007

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018

Vanilla Slip and Slide

A group of men (considered an "orgy" to some) who ejaculate on a flat surface until said surface is smooth and slippery. Then a woman slides on her knees/back/stomach/ass across the wet surface. For added effect, the participating men may ejaculate on the woman while she slides by. Also, as the woman passes the men, a man may have his dick ready to stuff into her mouth/vagina/ass, so that she "slams into him".

As the group of five men skeeted on the wooden floor, a fine bitch slides by on her legs while leaning up. Waiting for her at the end of the vanilla slip and slide is a black man on his knees with his dick pointed at the woman's face, waiting to slam it into her open, gaping mouth.

by Direes Lashawn March 9, 2009

African Cave Spider

A big ass spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!

by mat5592 July 23, 2009

Body slide

A glorified rub and tug or a tug job. Often found in Exotic massage parlors. Usually performed when the attended is naked.

Dude I went to the massage parlor and I had the body slide and her hands are magic.

by CATALYST25 April 30, 2009

hit the slide

quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion

Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.

by boscojones August 11, 2010