soberility

when one comes into a beer pong game after sitting on the side lines long enough to get a little bit more sober

tony has more soberility then me

by jjd097 November 11, 2006

sobrevity

Abbreviated sobriety, sober during working hours
Sobrevitist - person who is sober only during working hours

College is the accepted time for sobrevity.

by Jana Silva March 20, 2007

soberazation

The act of detoxifying yourself through time.

after my soberazation, i realized that life sucks, so i had to relapse.

by joe nida February 14, 2008

Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.

the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.

by absolutely badass November 3, 2008

Soberfitz

An alcoholic man who is always drinking. Even while working he can be found drunk on top of a crate or two of whiskey.

Dude, look at that guy! he hasnt left the pub for a day and a half!

Yep, he is definately a Soberfitz

by G8HMF May 11, 2010

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

soberies

The people that don't smoke or do drugs. Noun version of sober.

The soberies hid all the beer in the party.

by Its a word January 4, 2011