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the Sloburn touches other men happily.
Sloburn by Joh Smit (Dumar) July 4, 2006
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Redneck metal "straight out da trailer" from the otherwise unknown town of danville virginia. Sloburn is the prime example middle aged pot-heads who are more concerned with becoming "rock stars" than keeping their kids from becoming complete and total wastes of time. Like most bands their primary audience is 12- 16 year old "goth" kids that are friends with their children. They claim they sound like Lamb of God and Pantera but in actuallity both of those bands would not only laugh their asses off but just might commit suicide if they got word that sloburn is comparing their music to them.

In conclusion do NOT listen to sloburn unless you are looking for music to finally make you stop talking about suicide and just do it already.

Need more proof, how about the fact that all the other listings for sloburn are about gay men?
Kevin- "hey, my parents are in this band called sloburn. you should check them out!"

Me- "yeah, you know, uh, i would, but i think that it just might make me go on a rampage and kill everyone else in the club who is dumb enough to think they're good."
The act of being burnt out from doing to much drugs that you feel sober. Mostly talking about doing meth. This tends to happen after years of use.
I have smoking this shit so much I got soburnt .I'm so burnt that I'm sober .
Soburnt by Yosh34life December 22, 2020

Slowburn 

A type of romance writing style used for fan fiction/books/movies etc. Slowburn is defined as a relationship that takes time and attention to grow in a romantic direction.
H: “Enemies to Lovers is the best type of romance writing style.”
L: “You’re all wrong, it’s Friends to Lovers.”
N: “Are you guys serious? It’s definitely Slowburn.”
Slowburn by Gl4ive March 19, 2023

slowburnochist 

slow burn and masochist combined
meaning a person that likes to read slow burn fanfiction or books in order to be sad and hurt their feelings
1: Man, im such a slowburnochist.
2: Why do you even read slow burns. I Could Never.

slobernoggin

she gave me one HELL of a slobernoggin
slobernoggin by gushing granny January 20, 2025